10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes