10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls