10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright