10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"