10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Fold and live to fold again
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.