10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.