10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"