10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.