10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it