10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.