10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.