10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters