10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword