10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.