10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss