10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts