10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.