10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls