10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fold and live to fold again
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"