10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls