10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel