10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer