10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz