10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.