10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson