10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Why not, when some because there are three.