10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com