10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"