10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is for loners.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."