10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant