10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth