10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.