10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus