10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders