10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-