10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)