10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth