10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.