10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• It's Free To Fold...
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim