10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003