10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Welcome to kicker school
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.