10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• It's Free To Fold...
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for loners.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts