10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha