10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers