10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.