10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel