10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.