10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."