10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."