10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "No river, no fish."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."